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"we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual"
-one of my late night thoughts (via masturbationdestination)


*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
-Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

I have never laughed so hard in a movie theater before

(via dirtyberd)


if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you